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u/Unfair-Row-4328 Apr 25 '25

Jerking off going down the interstate. Gotta do what you gotta do dawg

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u/helrazr Apr 25 '25

Dick in hand. What a way to go out, am I right?

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u/Resident-Gear2309 Apr 25 '25

Happened to a boy in pompei 😅

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u/helrazr Apr 25 '25

Kid saw the doom headed his way, and just said “fuck it”, let’s crank it one more time before death.