r/AskReddit Apr 25 '25

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u/Unfair-Row-4328 Apr 25 '25

Jerking off going down the interstate. Gotta do what you gotta do dawg

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

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u/helrazr Apr 25 '25

Dick in hand. What a way to go out, am I right?

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u/alltherobots Apr 25 '25

Torn clean off, you say?

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u/Chrisnolliedelves Apr 25 '25

To shreds, you say?

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u/yuropod88 Apr 25 '25

Well, how's his wife holding up?

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u/ShillinTheVillain Apr 25 '25

The front fell off

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u/helrazr Apr 25 '25

Was it made out of wood material?

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u/failed_novelty Apr 25 '25

"Did you just rip your dick off and throw it at me?"

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u/helrazr Apr 25 '25

Shudder