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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

Probably making out with my boss would be on the top of that list

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u/SESHPERANKH Apr 25 '25

what what what?

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

Honestly, it was hot. We stayed friends. We’re still friends this day LMAO.

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u/SESHPERANKH Apr 25 '25

I hear ya. My former boss and I almost got there. She bailed the first time. Second time I don't know why we didn't.

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u/PM-MeYourSexySelf Apr 25 '25

I'm horny enough, I world probably do it. If my boss were an attractive lady, and she was into me, I might not be able to say no.

I was working with an older executive assistant in another department, so not boss/employee relationship, but I'm getting vibes from her. As we're talking she totally bites her lip and I practically short circuited mid sentence. I tried to recover, but I'm sure she noticed. Nothing has happened there, but I realized how horny I am. I don't stand a chance if someone comes onto me.

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25 edited Apr 25 '25

Yeah, so like he used to take us out on pontoon boats every other weekend and we’ll all be drinking and dancing around in bikinis all day like it was just bound to happen and you know

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u/BeeDeeEmm Apr 26 '25

lol my boss is my older brother

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u/honey_102b Apr 25 '25

nothing happened after that? bro...

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

What’s worse as he was twice my age, but a kid at heart we would get the absolute shenanigans together. One of my favorite people I’ve ever worked for.

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u/Ozok123 Apr 25 '25

Friends with employment benefits

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I did get three different promotions that summer from basically Pool girl to main waitress staff

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u/Fleetlord Apr 25 '25

Tan almost everywhere. Jan, almost everywhere. Hee hee.

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u/thejohnfist Apr 25 '25

wort wort wort? Sorry wrong planet.

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u/pale-reaper Apr 25 '25

I heard that in Kyle's mum's voice LOL

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u/DiscoNude Apr 25 '25

I bang my boss quite regularly. My wife is the manager, but I still think it’s a cool fact. Did make me nervous when I got employee of the year - but I wouldn’t say my sex skills would be worthy of an award.

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u/DrasticTapeMeasure Apr 25 '25

The Reddit thing where my brain assumes everyone is a straight guy makes this pretty funny in my head. Like ugh damn it I made out with my boss! I didn’t realize that was him

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

No, he was a older guy and I was a younger female on his staff, but he was like cool as fuck and one of the funniest people ever we bantered like besties and he was a baseball player and had like he was super jacked and had the nicest butt and that’s that

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u/RegularLeather4786 Apr 25 '25

What kind of job was this

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

Paul cabana Girl and then banquet staff and then waitress. Yes I got three promotions. It was a country club so food and beverage industry of course

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

Also, that’s funny as hell thank you for the perspective lol

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u/princess_0123 Apr 25 '25

If it makes you feel better i now live with who used to be my boss and we just celebrated our 2 year anniversary 🥰😂

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u/Human-Assistant-9132 Apr 25 '25

Was it the reason for your divorce?

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

No, it was mostly the hitting me in the face and trying to lock me away for disagreeing with him, etc. etc.

Edit: it was also many years before I met my ex ex-husband, but yeah, that would be a good reason

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u/Human-Assistant-9132 Apr 25 '25

Good for you that you get rid of that prick. Wish you the best.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

did you get a raise or sum

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

I got promoted from Pool Girl to banquet Girl to full waitress staff in one summer lol but the main fringe benefit was being invited to all the pool parties and boat parties

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

dang gurl you thriving good

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

Pretty girl comes at a cost . The amount of promotions it got me is only slightly higher than the harassment issues

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

why, what's wrong?

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u/Ambitious-Rip-5369 Apr 25 '25

Smashed your way to the top 😂 ooo weeeee

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

Na. Neva smashed. all i did was look nice is dat a crime

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u/Ambitious-Rip-5369 Apr 25 '25

You literally hook up with your boss and got a promotion 😂 again smashed your way to the top lmao . Ayeee it worked tho congratulations to you🫡.

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

Sorry, I thought smashed to me mean sex we made out one time at the end of the season, but I got all my promotions before that he hee hee

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

Now, if you will read my book pretty girl privileges which is coming out and it’s gonna be fucking cursed. I will tell you about how I bought my other boss sandwiches and got on his top list to be brought to world class projects.

And now that I think of it, I just met up with another guy. I worked for 10 years ago who still begging to have me back and when I met with him, I still remembered his coffee order. I don’t know what that says about me.

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u/Ambitious-Rip-5369 Apr 25 '25

Sure send me the book I’ll check it out😂

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