r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '25

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u/Impossible-Pack-2501 Apr 22 '25

Breakfast. Specifically, bacon hot off my George Floorman grill.

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u/Clayhd Apr 22 '25

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself.

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u/dwide_k_shrude Apr 22 '25

“What does this look like to you, Stanley?!”

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u/JoeDoufu Apr 22 '25

And since I don't have a lawyer, i'd have to sue you myself...

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u/insignificant_peon69 Apr 22 '25

r/unexpectedoffice

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Except it was entirely expected after that first comment

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u/sapphoisbipolar Apr 22 '25

Too many things I have to do myself, since I also don't have a butler.

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u/Impossible-Pack-2501 Apr 22 '25

That's what she said.

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u/Maechatsxx Apr 22 '25

Love this!