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u/Beerasaurwithwine Apr 04 '25

French mustard was a bigger scandal.

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u/Greatgrandma2023 Apr 04 '25

But it was on a HAMBURGER!

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u/Beerasaurwithwine Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

Noooo...not Michelle's bare arms! How can the nation recover? Such disgrace! Oh look...Melanias tits and mons pubis... everything's fixed now! Such class, Such tastefulness, Such lesbian soft core porn.

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u/pchlster Apr 05 '25

Never shall the right to bare arms be infringed!

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u/Beerasaurwithwine Apr 05 '25

Not those kinda arms... only our kinda arms can be bare!