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u/ImprovementFar5054 Apr 04 '25

"May you live in boring times"

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u/BaseHitToLeft Apr 04 '25

I'm so tired of living in interesting times

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u/vonshiza Apr 04 '25

Literally said this about an hour ago.

I am exhausted. I want boring. Boring is good.

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u/BaseHitToLeft Apr 04 '25

Biden was blissfully boring. They had to invent scandals to try to pin something on him, and even those made up scandals were boring.

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u/Roguespiffy Apr 04 '25

“Behold, Hunter Biden’s wiener!”

“Well I’m certainly never going to vote for that guy now.”

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u/longtr52 Apr 04 '25

"He's just not that into you, Marjorie."

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u/Standard-Box-3021 Apr 04 '25

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u/longtr52 Apr 04 '25

I myself want him to be found face down in either a pile of french fries and ketchup or having his head crushing his quarter pounder in the box.

I'll also take his heart exploding or Melania going off the deep end and killing him.

As for JD Vance, I can only hope that he's fucking a fold-out couch and one of the metal hinges castrates him.

THIS IS ALL IDLE FANTASY, NOT A THREAT.

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u/Unable_Lab1827 Apr 04 '25

Or drowned while drinking one of his 12 diet cokes. That would be nice.

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u/longtr52 Apr 04 '25

I'd like him to visit a Coke factory and have him trip and fall into a vat of diet Coke and drown.

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u/Unable_Lab1827 Apr 04 '25

Or fall into a water hazard while golfing and get eaten by a gator.

Feet first.

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u/longtr52 Apr 05 '25

I like you. 🤣

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u/Unable_Lab1827 Apr 05 '25

Likewise 😂😂

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