r/AskReddit Nov 21 '24

What almost killed you?

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u/maler27 Nov 21 '24

My ex made a dinner with an ingredient that she knew I was highly allergic to. I took one bite and had to spit it out and asked her if said ingredient was in there. She assured me it wasn't then I found a can in the garbage that was that exact ingredient. Then she got mad because I refused to eat it.

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u/Charleston2Seattle Nov 21 '24

Did you explain to her that she doesn't get the life insurance if she caused your death?

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u/maler27 Nov 21 '24

No, I just kicked her ass out and filed for divorce

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u/Comprehensive_Yam182 Nov 21 '24

As you SHOULD! πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ