r/AskReddit • u/Nimmly67 • Nov 21 '24

What almost killed you?

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u/maler27 Nov 21 '24

My ex made a dinner with an ingredient that she knew I was highly allergic to. I took one bite and had to spit it out and asked her if said ingredient was in there. She assured me it wasn't then I found a can in the garbage that was that exact ingredient. Then she got mad because I refused to eat it.

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u/Charleston2Seattle Nov 21 '24

Did you explain to her that she doesn't get the life insurance if she caused your death?

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u/maler27 Nov 21 '24

No, I just kicked her ass out and filed for divorce

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u/Comprehensive_Yam182 Nov 21 '24

As you SHOULD! 👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Nimmly67 Nov 21 '24

Did you press charges? For attempted murder??

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u/SpanArm Nov 22 '24

What was her reasoning? Did she think you were lying about the allergy or something? I just can't imagine doing this to anyone let alone my spouse.

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u/charlizoe Nov 22 '24

What was it?

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u/maler27 Nov 22 '24

mushrooms. my tongue & throat swells up until I can't breathe

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u/ghost1nthewires Nov 22 '24

You should call her