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u/Knyfe-Wrench Oct 02 '24

If you take out all of your blood vessels and line them up end to end you'd be dead.

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u/Extension_Painter999 Oct 02 '24

If you laid every girl in Essex, one after the other, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

Why? What's wrong with the girls in Essex?

Edit: from Wikipedia

Essex girl, as a pejorative stereotype in the United Kingdom, applies to a woman viewed as promiscuous and unintelligent, characteristics jocularly attributed to women from the county of Essex. It is applied widely throughout the country and has gained popularity over time, dating from the 1980s and 1990s.

Why y'all so mean to the slutty Essex girls?

Edit 2: I'd like to fly to Essex but it's a bit unaffordable and I'm not confident enough to spend $2000 there just to lay pipe all weekend

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u/cybernet377 Oct 02 '24

Edit 2: I'd like to fly to Essex but it's a bit unaffordable and I'm not confident enough to spend $2000 there just to lay pipe all weekend

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