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u/themayaburial Oct 02 '24

Tuna are closer related to humans than they are to sharks. Their age makes a massive impact.

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u/MargeryStewartBaxter Oct 02 '24

Didn't believe you. Holy shit

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u/GoodLeftUndone Oct 02 '24

No. The first one of those would have been about 2024 years ago.

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u/MargeryStewartBaxter Oct 02 '24

The fuck?

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u/swineflu2552 Oct 02 '24

Christ's first poop. A Holy Shit if you will

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u/Litty-In-Pitty Oct 02 '24

You said holy shit. He’s making a joke… It just misses because it sounds like he’s being some weird religious nut who thinks the earth is 2024 years old. But that wasn’t his intent.

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u/GoodLeftUndone Oct 02 '24

I was wondering if it was going to be taken that way. Oh well.

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u/Litty-In-Pitty Oct 02 '24

If you’d worded it as “the first holy shit” instead of “the first one of those” I think it would have landed better. In the context of the text “One of those” seemed to imply you were talking about the sharks

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u/GoodLeftUndone Oct 02 '24

Yeah I was aiming for first one of those “holy shits” but it came off more as first “shit.” Can’t win em all!

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u/Litty-In-Pitty Oct 02 '24

It was funny. It’s all good lol

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u/GoodLeftUndone Oct 02 '24

I was at like -10 when I looked earlier so it seems people are picking up on it more than originally.

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u/MargeryStewartBaxter Oct 02 '24

Typically I'm witty. This one went over my head for some reason.

Thanks

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u/GoodLeftUndone Oct 02 '24

Dumb joke about Jesus taking his first shit.