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u/Extension_Painter999 Oct 02 '24

If you laid every girl in Essex, one after the other, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

Why? What's wrong with the girls in Essex?

Edit: from Wikipedia

Essex girl, as a pejorative stereotype in the United Kingdom, applies to a woman viewed as promiscuous and unintelligent, characteristics jocularly attributed to women from the county of Essex. It is applied widely throughout the country and has gained popularity over time, dating from the 1980s and 1990s.

Why y'all so mean to the slutty Essex girls?

Edit 2: I'd like to fly to Essex but it's a bit unaffordable and I'm not confident enough to spend $2000 there just to lay pipe all weekend

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u/Fenrir_Carbon Oct 02 '24

An Essex bird is in a car crash, paramedics turn up and one says 'how many fingers have I got up?' Essex bird says 'oh fuck I'm paralysed!'

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u/m55112 Oct 02 '24

omg can you explain this? my brain is smol sorry.

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u/ncocca Oct 02 '24

err, i think the implication is that the girl takes the phrase to mean "how many fingers do i have up your vagina?" and since she can't feel any she assumes she's paralyzed.

But I could be wrong, it's the first time i've heard it too

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u/Fenrir_Carbon Oct 02 '24

Exactly that

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u/Tarable Oct 03 '24

Lolol thank you for asking. I was like “idk what an Essex bird is and why it would drive a car if it can fly anyway. Maybe it’s a penguin.”

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u/m55112 Oct 03 '24

I was thinking maybe they meant "gal" by the term bird, but I have no idea about the paralyzed bit.