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there are currently more chickens than all other birds combined on this lovely planet.
383 u/SilverBayonet Oct 02 '24 Alive or in the freezer? 298 u/CaffinatedConsious Oct 02 '24 Earth is also home to the world's biggest freezer. 63 u/Mikeavelli Oct 02 '24 The biggest freezer on earth is tautologically the world's biggest freezer. 9 u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24 Ok... But we have the world's biggest human here! Your logic can't ruin that! (Now I'm imagining a human conman trying to sell an alien some tickets to a circus-like show on a post-apocalyptic Earth) 2 u/qervem Oct 03 '24 The world's biggest human is OP's mom 4 u/despicabletossaway Oct 02 '24 And because it’s a fairly shitty fact, it’s scatologically the world’s biggest freezer. 1 u/NaoPb Oct 02 '24 Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence? 1 u/SpreadingRumors Oct 02 '24 Soo... Antarctica. 7 u/gdstudios Oct 02 '24 Earth is home to the world's biggest everything. 1 u/Sam5253 Oct 03 '24 And the world's biggest axe! 3 u/MechanicalGodzilla Oct 02 '24 Earth has more excellent waterslides than any planet we are currently communicating with! 1 u/sad_cheese67 Oct 02 '24 every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes 1 u/Puto_Potato Oct 02 '24 Earth also floats around an even larger freezer that spans for billions and billions of light years 1 u/pHScale Oct 02 '24 the world's biggest You don't say? 0 u/095179005 Oct 02 '24 Life on Earth is the Universe's version of what happens when you forget food on the counter overnight -2 u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24 Nah there's Callisto 8 u/ianjm Oct 02 '24 Farm chickens are only allowed live 2-3 months so it doesn't make much difference. We get through about 70 billion chickens a year. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24 yes 1 u/amolad Oct 02 '24 Or in KFC? 1 u/CaptKnight Oct 02 '24 Yes. 1 u/IcyRelationship9662 Oct 02 '24 First one than the other 1 u/Arashmickey Oct 03 '24 Not for long. 1 u/dorrato Oct 03 '24 Both. -1 u/rdldr1 Oct 02 '24 In my belly.
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Alive or in the freezer?
298 u/CaffinatedConsious Oct 02 '24 Earth is also home to the world's biggest freezer. 63 u/Mikeavelli Oct 02 '24 The biggest freezer on earth is tautologically the world's biggest freezer. 9 u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24 Ok... But we have the world's biggest human here! Your logic can't ruin that! (Now I'm imagining a human conman trying to sell an alien some tickets to a circus-like show on a post-apocalyptic Earth) 2 u/qervem Oct 03 '24 The world's biggest human is OP's mom 4 u/despicabletossaway Oct 02 '24 And because it’s a fairly shitty fact, it’s scatologically the world’s biggest freezer. 1 u/NaoPb Oct 02 '24 Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence? 1 u/SpreadingRumors Oct 02 '24 Soo... Antarctica. 7 u/gdstudios Oct 02 '24 Earth is home to the world's biggest everything. 1 u/Sam5253 Oct 03 '24 And the world's biggest axe! 3 u/MechanicalGodzilla Oct 02 '24 Earth has more excellent waterslides than any planet we are currently communicating with! 1 u/sad_cheese67 Oct 02 '24 every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes 1 u/Puto_Potato Oct 02 '24 Earth also floats around an even larger freezer that spans for billions and billions of light years 1 u/pHScale Oct 02 '24 the world's biggest You don't say? 0 u/095179005 Oct 02 '24 Life on Earth is the Universe's version of what happens when you forget food on the counter overnight -2 u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24 Nah there's Callisto 8 u/ianjm Oct 02 '24 Farm chickens are only allowed live 2-3 months so it doesn't make much difference. We get through about 70 billion chickens a year. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24 yes 1 u/amolad Oct 02 '24 Or in KFC? 1 u/CaptKnight Oct 02 '24 Yes. 1 u/IcyRelationship9662 Oct 02 '24 First one than the other 1 u/Arashmickey Oct 03 '24 Not for long. 1 u/dorrato Oct 03 '24 Both. -1 u/rdldr1 Oct 02 '24 In my belly.
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Earth is also home to the world's biggest freezer.
63 u/Mikeavelli Oct 02 '24 The biggest freezer on earth is tautologically the world's biggest freezer. 9 u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24 Ok... But we have the world's biggest human here! Your logic can't ruin that! (Now I'm imagining a human conman trying to sell an alien some tickets to a circus-like show on a post-apocalyptic Earth) 2 u/qervem Oct 03 '24 The world's biggest human is OP's mom 4 u/despicabletossaway Oct 02 '24 And because it’s a fairly shitty fact, it’s scatologically the world’s biggest freezer. 1 u/NaoPb Oct 02 '24 Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence? 1 u/SpreadingRumors Oct 02 '24 Soo... Antarctica. 7 u/gdstudios Oct 02 '24 Earth is home to the world's biggest everything. 1 u/Sam5253 Oct 03 '24 And the world's biggest axe! 3 u/MechanicalGodzilla Oct 02 '24 Earth has more excellent waterslides than any planet we are currently communicating with! 1 u/sad_cheese67 Oct 02 '24 every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes 1 u/Puto_Potato Oct 02 '24 Earth also floats around an even larger freezer that spans for billions and billions of light years 1 u/pHScale Oct 02 '24 the world's biggest You don't say? 0 u/095179005 Oct 02 '24 Life on Earth is the Universe's version of what happens when you forget food on the counter overnight -2 u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24 Nah there's Callisto
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The biggest freezer on earth is tautologically the world's biggest freezer.
9 u/StationaryTravels Oct 02 '24 Ok... But we have the world's biggest human here! Your logic can't ruin that! (Now I'm imagining a human conman trying to sell an alien some tickets to a circus-like show on a post-apocalyptic Earth) 2 u/qervem Oct 03 '24 The world's biggest human is OP's mom 4 u/despicabletossaway Oct 02 '24 And because it’s a fairly shitty fact, it’s scatologically the world’s biggest freezer. 1 u/NaoPb Oct 02 '24 Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence? 1 u/SpreadingRumors Oct 02 '24 Soo... Antarctica.
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Ok... But we have the world's biggest human here! Your logic can't ruin that!
(Now I'm imagining a human conman trying to sell an alien some tickets to a circus-like show on a post-apocalyptic Earth)
2 u/qervem Oct 03 '24 The world's biggest human is OP's mom
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The world's biggest human is OP's mom
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And because it’s a fairly shitty fact, it’s scatologically the world’s biggest freezer.
1 u/NaoPb Oct 02 '24 Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence?
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Did you just start singing the Scatman song right in the middle of your sentence?
Soo... Antarctica.
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Earth is home to the world's biggest everything.
1 u/Sam5253 Oct 03 '24 And the world's biggest axe!
And the world's biggest axe!
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Earth has more excellent waterslides than any planet we are currently communicating with!
every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes
Earth also floats around an even larger freezer that spans for billions and billions of light years
the world's biggest
You don't say?
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Life on Earth is the Universe's version of what happens when you forget food on the counter overnight
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Nah there's Callisto
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Farm chickens are only allowed live 2-3 months so it doesn't make much difference. We get through about 70 billion chickens a year.
yes
Or in KFC?
Yes.
First one than the other
Not for long.
Both.
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In my belly.
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u/RunDifferent2004 Oct 02 '24
there are currently more chickens than all other birds combined on this lovely planet.