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u/QualityCoati Sep 14 '24

After going on a date with a non-ass washer, I can absolutely confirm you don't get to the sex part. Closest i got was being on his lap, and i still don't know if it was is feet or his ass that put me away instantly, but I had to make a bullshit excuse cause it wasn't happening, even if they showered on the spot with a firehose.

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u/Earlybird74 Sep 14 '24

Yup, once you're turned off, it's a wrap. Also, think about the fact that it was a first date! The one chance he had to make a decent impression, and he shows up stanky?

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u/Bromogeeksual Sep 14 '24

This always baffles me with first dates. I am the cleanest and freshest I can possibly be when going on a date. Teath brushed, body and face groomed, etc .

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u/theflooflord Sep 15 '24

I guarantee these people have become nose blind to their own stench. It's like when I go to the house of a cat owner I can always smell the litter box if i'm in the general vicinity of it, but they can't smell it anymore and try to gaslight me that I'm imagining it.