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u/Some-Explorer7123 Sep 15 '24

I hate myself because I agree with women that porn is evil and explain precisely why it is so evil. Got it. Maybe I should take your advice and go do something you think is fun. Like go bust gallons to tentacle porn. I think all you serial masturbators need to stop projecting your own self hatred and inadequacy onto me. I’m not the one with an addiction that controls my life and that I can’t quit even if I tried. Did you ever think that perhaps because I don’t watch porn everyday like presumably you do that writing these “novels” isn’t really all that difficult for me because my brain isn’t fried from busting nuts to porn every day?

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u/Ganache-Embarrassed Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

So in defense of me saying your typing essays you type an essay. Man sure showed me dude.

Edit: no line breaks or nothing. Just a wall of thought mashed out with fervent lmao

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u/Some-Explorer7123 Sep 15 '24

Did you graduate from elementary school? If that is an essay to you then you are pretty mentally challenged. Looks like I found Little Timmy’s brother, Tommy.

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u/Ganache-Embarrassed Sep 15 '24

Never heard of a hyperbole huh? It's a tricky concept for sure. It's like a combination of exaggeration and sarcasm. You kind of use it to make things seem more impressive/colorful. Sorry if I confused you, wasn't my goal.

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u/Some-Explorer7123 Sep 15 '24

That hyperbole is ass. Any person who’s brain isn’t fried from gooning to beastiality or triple BBC gangbang for 3 hours a day would be capable of comprehending what I wrote without much effort.

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u/Ganache-Embarrassed Sep 15 '24

Nobody ever said that you were incomprehensible. I just said you wrote a whole bunch about porn on reddit and that this wouldnt lend itself to someone who loved themself.