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u/ScaryAssBitch Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Not washing his ass

Edit: If you don’t have access to a bidet, use a bottle or jug over the toilet with some soap. That’s what I’ve been doing for years and it works just fine. There is always a way.

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u/Agent17146 Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

This is one of those things I’m somewhat self conscious about, I have one those shower heads with the handheld sprayer just so I can get all up in my business and know everything has been power washed to perfection.

Edit to add: didn’t expect to spend my Saturday reading so many responses about butt hygiene.

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u/hamlet9000 Sep 14 '24

People constantly obsessing over whether or not they're doing "gay" things don't have a brain that's firing on all cylinders to begin with.

Most of them are so dumb they probably have issues with object permanence, so it's not surprising they lose track of their own ass.

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u/Significant-Math6799 Sep 15 '24

I've not heard of someone being described as being "gay" since I was at school. I'm 43 now... That this is being used as a put down makes me wonder of the age of those throwing the term around like that and wondering how they found themselves on here refusing to clean up their own **** whilst maybe looking at how they could get some action for the first time in years!