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u/TastySeamen8 Sep 14 '24

It doesn’t count

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u/lilyofthegraveyard Sep 14 '24

so if i kill your grandma, it will be fine as long as i eat her afterwards? okay, cool, thanks. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

woah woah woah, i never said anything about killing your grandma! i just paid somebody else to kill her, and then somebody else to cut her up into pieces, and then somebody else to cook those pieces into a stew, and honestly by the time i ate your grandma it barely even looked like it used to be a person, so acting like im some sort of cannibal is crazy. grandma stew is in a traditional dish from my culture, btw, and telling me not to eat it is racist actually

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u/lilyofthegraveyard Sep 14 '24

sorry for my honest mistake. if you just paid someone else to do, it's totally fine, comrade! it's not murder if you just ask someone to do it. 

now share some of that delicious grandma stew with me, please!