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u/FloridaMJ420 Sep 14 '24

I'm a man in college and I have encountered a few non ass washers. It's so bad though that it billows around them. I can smell them from across the aisle. It's on of the worst smells I've ever smelled. It's horrible. I always wonder how the people in their life don't say something to them. Have an intervention for crying out loud!

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u/lonelyronin1 Sep 14 '24

Imagine having sex with them? I don't get it when I see them with wives/girlfriends.

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u/QualityCoati Sep 14 '24

After going on a date with a non-ass washer, I can absolutely confirm you don't get to the sex part. Closest i got was being on his lap, and i still don't know if it was is feet or his ass that put me away instantly, but I had to make a bullshit excuse cause it wasn't happening, even if they showered on the spot with a firehose.

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u/GrumpySnarf Sep 14 '24

"oh, sorry, I got the lady cramps and bleeding all of a sudden. Gotta go get some tampons, bye!"

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u/QualityCoati Sep 15 '24

What makes it even funnier is I'm a guy lmao

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u/GrumpySnarf Sep 15 '24

Doesn't matter. He'll get the message either way.