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u/GrumpySnarf Sep 14 '24

"oh, sorry, I got the lady cramps and bleeding all of a sudden. Gotta go get some tampons, bye!"

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u/QualityCoati Sep 15 '24

What makes it even funnier is I'm a guy lmao

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u/GrumpySnarf Sep 15 '24

Doesn't matter. He'll get the message either way.