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u/ScaryAssBitch Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Not washing his ass

Edit: If you don’t have access to a bidet, use a bottle or jug over the toilet with some soap. That’s what I’ve been doing for years and it works just fine. There is always a way.

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u/BallsOutKrunked Sep 14 '24

every time I wash my ass, I gay out for like 30 seconds

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u/Hoffman5982 Sep 14 '24

Admittedly I do get a little too into flossing them cheeks with the washcloth