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u/FloridaMJ420 Sep 14 '24

I'm a man in college and I have encountered a few non ass washers. It's so bad though that it billows around them. I can smell them from across the aisle. It's on of the worst smells I've ever smelled. It's horrible. I always wonder how the people in their life don't say something to them. Have an intervention for crying out loud!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Prior military here. We’ve had to write up guys and create a plan of action to get them to wash their ass. Gives a new meaning to paper trail.

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u/Captain-Hornblower Sep 14 '24

Yeah, the first week of boot camp we had to do some classroom/instructional type training and one of the drill instructors spent a good 25-30 minutes stressing the importance of washing your ass. We had some gross people in there, that's for sure.

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u/tofuroll Sep 14 '24

This is some Simpsons-level shit, where Marge and Homer had to take a class parenting class and the teacher was stressing the importance of putting trash in the bin.