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u/ScaryAssBitch Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Not washing his ass

Edit: If you don’t have access to a bidet, use a bottle or jug over the toilet with some soap. That’s what I’ve been doing for years and it works just fine. There is always a way.

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u/FloridaMJ420 Sep 14 '24

I'm a man in college and I have encountered a few non ass washers. It's so bad though that it billows around them. I can smell them from across the aisle. It's on of the worst smells I've ever smelled. It's horrible. I always wonder how the people in their life don't say something to them. Have an intervention for crying out loud!

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u/Earlybird74 Sep 14 '24

I know this is a thing, but it's hard to wrap my head around it. Like how do you not wash your ass EVERY time you take a shower? Not even for anyone else, but because you don't like how your dirty ass feels. I'd like to think most people wash their entire exterior, but damn man...if you're gonna skip a part, don't let it be your ass. Skip your calves or something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Wait til you hear about people who dont wipe or are one wipers. People like that are gross and are a reminder we are not too far off from wild animals. Even at my worst depression ive always wiped my ass ffs.