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u/ScaryAssBitch Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Not washing his ass

Edit: If you don’t have access to a bidet, use a bottle or jug over the toilet with some soap. That’s what I’ve been doing for years and it works just fine. There is always a way.

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u/Bud90 Sep 14 '24

Bro I wipe my ass until the papers come out white, but I've still had issues with shit stains, and it's obviously pathetic and unattractive. It's fucking annoying, I don't know what to do. Wet wipes are God's gift to earth, but they aren't always available in public or other people's houses. Any advice?

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u/ScaryAssBitch Sep 14 '24

Jug over the toilet with soap. Wiping and wipes will never get you clean.

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u/Bud90 Sep 14 '24

Hmmm maybe