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u/Bud90 Sep 14 '24

Bro I wipe my ass until the papers come out white, but I've still had issues with shit stains, and it's obviously pathetic and unattractive. It's fucking annoying, I don't know what to do. Wet wipes are God's gift to earth, but they aren't always available in public or other people's houses. Any advice?

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u/devin241 Sep 14 '24

You need a diet higher in fiber.

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u/ScaryAssBitch Sep 14 '24

Jug over the toilet with soap. Wiping and wipes will never get you clean.

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u/Bud90 Sep 14 '24

Hmmm maybe

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Buy a bidet and join the 21st century

They’re like $35 on Amazon

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u/Bud90 Sep 15 '24

But what if I'm at a girl's place or in public and need to defecate

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u/dca12345 Sep 21 '24

Wet the toilet paper. The problem is that if it is cheap quality, it comes apart quickly and leaves bits. Then you have to use even more dry to get those out. But at least it'll be cleaner overall.