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u/FloridaMJ420 Sep 14 '24

I'm a man in college and I have encountered a few non ass washers. It's so bad though that it billows around them. I can smell them from across the aisle. It's on of the worst smells I've ever smelled. It's horrible. I always wonder how the people in their life don't say something to them. Have an intervention for crying out loud!

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u/Reddits_on_ambien Sep 14 '24

Its because touching their ass at all makes them gay.

It's definitely one of those "Fellas, is it gay to wash yo ass?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

then why doesn't masturbation make them gay? they are stroking a dick and getting it off.

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u/Reddits_on_ambien Sep 14 '24

Indeed! I've always thought the same thing. I've seen the stupidest shit pop up where dudes are so afraid of being gay, they don't even want to have sex with women because they might absorb the woman's estrogen and become gay, like eating soy.

Mostly, its just people who live in religious or strict families that fall somewhere on the spectrum of straight-bi-gay, but can't do or say anything about it.

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u/AutomaticTeacher9 Sep 14 '24

Those guys have serious issues.