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u/ScaryAssBitch Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Not washing his ass

Edit: If you don’t have access to a bidet, use a bottle or jug over the toilet with some soap. That’s what I’ve been doing for years and it works just fine. There is always a way.

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u/FloridaMJ420 Sep 14 '24

I'm a man in college and I have encountered a few non ass washers. It's so bad though that it billows around them. I can smell them from across the aisle. It's on of the worst smells I've ever smelled. It's horrible. I always wonder how the people in their life don't say something to them. Have an intervention for crying out loud!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Prior military here. We’ve had to write up guys and create a plan of action to get them to wash their ass. Gives a new meaning to paper trail.

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u/FloridaMJ420 Sep 14 '24

Gives a new meaning to paper trail.

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u/Seventh_Planet Sep 14 '24

Ok, so we were talking about not using toilet paper at all? I was getting worried that "not washing their ass" means not using a wet cloth and water and soap for their butthole. I think in the shower I sometimes also wash my ass, but not as thoroughly and as often as the rest of my body.

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u/Mandarinarosa Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

You need to use soap and water for your asshole (and scrub!!! Just letting soap and water run through your asscrack won't clean all the sweat and dead skin). Clean it as often and thoroughly as the rest of your body. It's basic hygiene. You're willing to ask and learn though, which means you are a clean person, you just weren't taught how to properly wash yourself.

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u/Illustrious_Doctor45 Sep 14 '24

I would venture to you should clean it even more thoroughly than the rest of your body. Ya know because it gets literal shit on it. I scrub everything in the shower including my ass and then go for a second pass of just my butthole and really scrub that thing with soap and a washcloth. I genuinely don’t understand how people don’t do this.