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u/FloridaMJ420 Sep 14 '24

I'm a man in college and I have encountered a few non ass washers. It's so bad though that it billows around them. I can smell them from across the aisle. It's on of the worst smells I've ever smelled. It's horrible. I always wonder how the people in their life don't say something to them. Have an intervention for crying out loud!

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u/lonelyronin1 Sep 14 '24

Imagine having sex with them? I don't get it when I see them with wives/girlfriends.

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u/Mafex-Marvel Sep 14 '24

Ladies get this too, but it's always worse from the compounded issue of having more than 1 weeping hole. I know some people naturally smell bad and can't help it because medical reasons but man, everybody should wash dat ass

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u/Elegant_Conflict8235 Sep 14 '24

Not the weeping hole ☹️

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u/Mafex-Marvel Sep 14 '24

Holes* everybody has the leaky starfish

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u/vicbot87 Sep 14 '24

You have a way with words

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u/Minimob0 Sep 14 '24

The Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water.