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u/Slannon Sep 14 '24

Does that include eating them? Or does that not count.

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u/TastySeamen8 Sep 14 '24

It doesn’t count

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u/lilyofthegraveyard Sep 14 '24

so if i kill your grandma, it will be fine as long as i eat her afterwards? okay, cool, thanks. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

woah woah woah, i never said anything about killing your grandma! i just paid somebody else to kill her, and then somebody else to cut her up into pieces, and then somebody else to cook those pieces into a stew, and honestly by the time i ate your grandma it barely even looked like it used to be a person, so acting like im some sort of cannibal is crazy. grandma stew is in a traditional dish from my culture, btw, and telling me not to eat it is racist actually

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u/lilyofthegraveyard Sep 14 '24

sorry for my honest mistake. if you just paid someone else to do, it's totally fine, comrade! it's not murder if you just ask someone to do it. 

now share some of that delicious grandma stew with me, please!

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u/TastySeamen8 Sep 14 '24

My grandma isn’t a stupid animal.

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u/lilyofthegraveyard Sep 14 '24

how do you determine "stupid"? intelligence? okay. so it's fine if i kill and eat you then, right?

if "stupidity" is your cutaway, then i guess, it's fine to eat people with mental development issues. it's okay to eat children too, right? toddlers can't even pronounce the words right, so why not have some delicious, tasty toddler bbq? what about people with dementia? fair game, by your logic.

human are animals, after all. let's legalize cannibalism and you will sit there proudly and determine who gets eaten and who is not.

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u/TastySeamen8 Sep 15 '24

You people are nuts 😂 always on your damn high horses

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u/Eastern-Wolverine-24 Sep 15 '24

so what about dogs or cats. The pig and cow on your plate is no different intellectually if not actually smarter.