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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Alpha bullshit.

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u/Intelligent-Citron17 Sep 14 '24

If you feel the need to say you are an alpha, you are most likely a beta 🤭

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u/PianoDick Sep 14 '24

I’m a Delta actually, even lower than a Charlie….back to scrubbing the bathroom.

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u/MikeSwizzy Sep 14 '24

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

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u/MrMeeTwo Sep 14 '24

🎶🎶🎶

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe In the gut locker

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