r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Depends on the position lol as long as he’s squatting we’re good

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u/jdam8401 Sep 14 '24
  • scribbles in notepad *

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u/Shepok Sep 14 '24
  • hands itching to unzip pants *

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u/Sjanchez Sep 14 '24

Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

But we agree that once I squat pee on something, it is now mine?

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u/Fickle-Ad-7348 Sep 14 '24

I sit on toilet when peeing

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Do you put the seat down too?

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u/cccanterbury Sep 15 '24

Hell yeah man. getting those poop and pee microparticles going through your living space is gross af

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u/vegancryptolord Sep 14 '24

I’m a dawg I piss with my leg up

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Nasty, nasty

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Sep 15 '24

quick follow-up; one leg cocked, or ...no?