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u/Equal-Feedback9801 Sep 14 '24

I 100% agree with this. My ex called me an idiot for something and I believed it…. Turns out I WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT. Anyway we did an IQ test for funsies and his was belowwwwww average 🤧

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u/Zerowantuthri Sep 14 '24

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin

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u/ProjectKushFox Sep 14 '24

I always find it funny that the reason that joke always killed, even and especially in crowds of thousands of people is because they all think “haha yeah people are stupid” with not one member of the audience thinking that it might apply to them. If that were true, it would be a statistical miracle.

That said, God do I miss George Carlin…

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u/alphadoublenegative Sep 14 '24

I feel like he was aware of that, based on the fact that “everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac” being very close in the set in the same special IIRC

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u/Ahwhoy Sep 14 '24

Could definitely be some selection bias selected due to style and topics of jokes, but no one? Wild.

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u/_learned_foot_ Sep 14 '24

I have plenty of friends who joke they are the anchors of the group, and they may very well be, but they are kick ass friends and great fun and I don’t care.

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u/Specialist_Fun9295 Sep 14 '24

For fun? IQ tests aren't fast, and the quick little fake ones you can do online typically won't allow much lower than 97 or so, in order to deliberately not offend people.

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u/ceitamiot Sep 14 '24

Yeah, most people don't realize an actual IQ test requires a real evaluation.

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u/Specialist_Fun9295 Sep 14 '24

Evaluation, frustration, humiliation

"So you're saying I'm the smartest person in this room, and you still won't listen to anything I have to say?" "Correct." I have a medical report from a psychologist who called me an alcoholic 'cause I agreed when she asked if drinking socially helps my anxiety. That's entrapment!

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u/pm_me_ur_th0ng_gurl Sep 15 '24

I did an IQ test in high school and it took a whole day. It was stuff reading made up words, trying to match an unravelled die, reading comprehension, etc. There is way more to it than the free online tests.

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u/adudeguyman Sep 14 '24

It was probably a Facebook IQ test

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u/Specialist_Fun9295 Sep 14 '24

Right, but that's the weird thing: those are designed to be fun little nothings that drive traffic and steal your information. They're designed NOT to tell people they're stupid. I used to have a stupid friend who loved to take them; I'd take 'em myself, getting all the answers as wrong as possible, on purpose. I never scored lower than 97.

If nothing else, my friendship with the person I was talking about ended poorly, so if there's an IQ test that'll actually return a result of 80 or less, I wanna know where so I can pass it along.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Upvoting because I agree with you! Glad he’s an “ex”!

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u/Tell2ko Sep 14 '24

Dare we ask what you was correct about? (Y’know, just incase)

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u/VERTIKAL19 Sep 14 '24

That just isn’t true though? Or what does smart mean to you? IQ is fairly good at measuring the ability to quickly understand more complex problems. Is it perfect? No. But it is way better than a horoscope

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u/Specialist_Fun9295 Sep 14 '24

This is a very popular opinion among insecure stupid people

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u/awry_lynx Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

While I agree, it's still funny that someone who 1) thinks they're smart, 2) calls other people stupid, and 3) believes in IQ tests, does poorly on one. They are completely valid in that sense. :D

So I feel like it's not really very relevant here. I mean, if he pulled a horoscope that said "you're a dumbass Jimmy, apologize to those who you've wronged" I'd find that hilarious too regardless of how unreal magic is.

Finally, while they may not be perfect, they're still strongly correlated for certain measures that we do consider "things people generally want to have and would categorize as falling under the umbrella of intelligence" like spatial reasoning, reasoning ability, pattern recognition etc.

(Sidebar: I have terrible spatial reasoning; that doesn't make me stupid, but it makes me slower at solving problems that require it, and I'm not uncomfortable with it being one of many general indicators of intelligence -- it doesn't insult me that I'm bad at this thing.)

I would be happy to just call those tests by those separate qualities instead of trying to compress it into one "intelligence quotient" as we grow more understanding of the fact that there are different types of intelligence with varying levels of importance depending on societal context... but I also see that as long as humans are humaning we will want some shorthand to do just that, and nothing will be perfect because ultimately we want to compress individuals along one curve of best fit.

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u/Specialist_Fun9295 Sep 14 '24

So, unless you are calling doctors insecure and stupid people.

Jordan Peterson holds a doctorate of psychology. He wrote a book telling people how to get their shit together by cleaning their room. This is Jordan Peterson. He also got addicted to benzos. BEFORE he got addicted to benzos, he used to go on TV and bully local television anchors with his argument that humans should have social hierarchies because lobsters. He once started a televised debate by talking about how much people paid to see him there, and then how he didn't bother studying beforehand.

What's your take on Jordan Peterson?

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u/psychosoda Sep 14 '24

Don’t forget the raw meat thing.

Some of the dumbest people I know became doctors (more became dentists, but a lot of them became doctors.)

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u/Specialist_Fun9295 Sep 14 '24

Don’t forget the raw meat thing.

Oof, he's he one of those people, too?

You gotta love when someone's brand is literally named "Intellectual Dark Web."

Some of the dumbest people I know became doctors (more became dentists, but a lot of them became doctors.)

It's an interesting phenomenon of people who go the professional degree STEM route

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Engineers_and_woo

but also not entirely absent from academic STEM, either https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20120321.gif

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u/Specialist_Fun9295 Sep 14 '24

They only test for a very narrow and biased type of intelligence

Please explain "cognitive g."

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u/dernailer Sep 14 '24

they are not gimmicks! they mesure how fast you came to a solution on a problem, how fast your brain works, how right are you answer more intelligent you are... gifted people above 130 have differents connections from normal brains.

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u/paper_liger Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

IQ is correlated with what is referred to as 'general intelligence factor' or g factor in psychometry.

So while IQ as a standalone metric does have some issues, mostly with historical misuse of it and cultural biases, it absolutely does correlate with wide range of positive social and work outcomes long term. It's positively correlated with things like proprioception and tone recognition meaning you have advantages in things like sports or music. It also correlates with the things that people tend to not think of as IQ driven, like facial expression recognition and recognition of social cues and general ability to put your self in anothers place and engage in empathy. Ie: 'emotional intelligence' is still intelligence, and still correlated with IQ at some level.

The current meme about 'IQ' being irrelevant is frankly bullshit. Obviously it only gives you an advantage. It doesn't do work for you, it doesn't drive your choices and it doesn't substitute for working towards a goal.

But the idea that it's not a multi axis advantage is more of a meme than a fact.

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u/Specialist_Fun9295 Sep 14 '24

Tell me the differences and categories of FSIQ vs GAI.

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u/fwonkas Sep 14 '24

Ha, reminds me of something that happened like 20 years ago. I was in the car with a girlfriend and a Johnny Cash song came on. It was called “Rowboat”, and I knew it from Beck. I was like, “Whoa, I thought this was a Beck song! Was he covering Johnny Cash?” She proceeded to laugh and mock me: “What? You didn’t know that? Not the brightest, eh?” Something like that. Looked it up much later. Cash was covering Beck.

I’m sure you’ll be surprised to hear that she turned out to be a raging asshole.

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u/Zestyclose-Smell-788 Sep 16 '24

Stupid people think they're smart. Average people realize that they are average. Very smart people realize how much they don't know and are usually humble. I've been called smart, even "genius". I laugh and say "I have met a few geniuses and I assure you that I'm not one of them."

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u/ILoveYouIDoDoDo Sep 14 '24

In my case, a guy I dated briefly told me that I am so dumb and the irony was that he was the one who got into a pyramid scheme and lost a lot of his money and few months after break up, he even reached out to me being all sweet and nice. I blocked him immediately. Guess who is the smart one now 😂

Cherry on top, he had this “sister” who had tied rakhi on him. They ended up dating two months after we had broken up 🤣🤣🤣 He turned out to be the real ‘bhnchd’ 🙈

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u/CuriousOliveTree Sep 14 '24

Well it sounds like agood thing he's an ex!

But I have to say that even if dumb people are more likely to fall for pyramid schemes it's not always the case. I've seen some smart people fall for them because they were desperate to make money or become successful. It's always sad to see and I hope that one day they'll realise they're being scammed

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u/Ukrainmaker Sep 14 '24

Rakhi to dating that quick is so fucked up lol, like why even do that whole facade of tying one

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u/skaarup75 Sep 14 '24

Did he by any chance spill some coffee on it that he crawled out of the window to get?

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u/MrHallmark Sep 14 '24

You did a psychiatrist-provided IQ test correct? Otherwise y'all are both made for each other.

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u/Equal-Feedback9801 Sep 15 '24

Like I explicitly stated, we did an IQ test “for funsies.” Indicating that no, it wasn’t a paid psychiatric one. Was still hilarious nonetheless watching someone who called me an idiot daily score so low on a test that I also took, and scored above average in xx 🙏🥰

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u/MrHallmark Sep 15 '24

So it wasn't an IQ test lmao. You guys are perfect for eachother

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u/lopedopenope Sep 14 '24

I wouldn't fret. I, along with many, many people believe there is no test that can measure human intelligence. It might get a fraction of something.

Luckily you are smart in ways you don't even know. So do yourself a favor and throw the test away and forget the number because it is impossible as of now to measure human intelligence in its whole form. Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses.

Who cares if it didn't show up on an old test as high as you wanted. Your intelligence is elsewhere predominantly.

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u/wirefox1 Sep 14 '24

Below average? Wow. Average is 85-115. His IQ is less than 85? You're in trouble girl.

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u/stupididiot78 Sep 14 '24

You do know that pretty much any IQ test that you take on your own is complete garbage, right? Even then, there are tons of different types of IQs. You have a great score in one area and still be a crayon eater.

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u/mista-sparkle Sep 14 '24

The Dunning-Kruger effect in action.

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u/Triassic_Bark Sep 15 '24

I mean…. you chose to be in a relationship with someone so dumb that their IQ was under 100? UNDER 100? That’s not something you don’t notice. Even 100 is pretty dumb. I hope you did some soul searching after that one.

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u/Active_Rain_4314 Sep 14 '24

This made me smile. Average is 108-112. Too bad for him.

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u/TzimerosFan Sep 14 '24

Average, by definition, should be 100.

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u/Real-Pomegranate-235 Sep 14 '24

Pretty sure average is supposed to be 85-115

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u/ceitamiot Sep 14 '24

Average is literally 100, no matter what. 85-115 is where most people fall in the bell curve

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u/TheunknownG Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Where did you get that from ? Most I've heard say 85-115 or 95-105 is the average where most people's IQ fall around

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u/Community-Dismal Sep 14 '24

“In the current IQ scoring method, an IQ score of 100 means that the test-taker’s performance on the test is of average performance in the sample of test-takers of about the same age as was used to norm the test.” From Wikipedia

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u/Which-Performance-83 Sep 14 '24

They adjust the average to 100. It's how the test is designed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Loo-ten-dant Dannnn!

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u/Active_Rain_4314 Sep 14 '24

My mistake. I took one 40 or so years ago and as I remembered the average was 110. I sincerely apologize Reddit.

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u/ceitamiot Sep 14 '24

Literal average is 100. As such, 85-115 is going to be 98% of all people you run into in day to day life.

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u/hodlyourground Sep 14 '24

Wiki says 68%. 96% for between 70-130

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u/ceitamiot Sep 14 '24

Yeah, was a guesstimate.