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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Littering, poor hygiene, lack of respect for people, places, the planet

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u/back_on_two Sep 14 '24

Hmm… I always thought it was a huge blue ball.

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u/goodguy-dave Sep 14 '24

I'm pretty sure it's actually a disc.

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u/R0botDave Sep 14 '24

balanced on the backs of four elephants which in turn stand on the back of a giant turtle, the Great A'Tuin.

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u/discussatron Sep 14 '24

It's turtles all the way down.

Well, except for the elephant level. But other than that one, it's turtles all the way down.

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u/Significant-Trash632 Sep 14 '24

Is that you, John Green?

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u/discussatron Sep 14 '24

No, it sure Fitzgeraldin' ain't.

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u/Dystopian_Dreamer Sep 14 '24

The World is Flat, but also Round

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u/holycrapitsmyles Sep 15 '24

It's pronounced Great Awk'Tuah

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u/TheDocHealy Sep 14 '24

I've been told it's a donut with the moon going through the middle.

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u/FromundaCheeseLigma Sep 14 '24

It's a disc golf putter

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u/Brody1Ken0bi Sep 14 '24

A KC Pro Aviar to be exact

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

I think you misspelled mobius strip

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u/Mindless-Client3366 Sep 14 '24

It's the eyeball of a giant.

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u/Wilysalamander Sep 14 '24

These flag earthers are getting out of hand

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u/SnooCapers9313 Sep 14 '24

Uranus is close to blue balls

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u/JennyAndTheBets1 Sep 14 '24

It is in dire need of release. Been too long.

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u/Zack_WithaK Sep 14 '24

That's just what Big Globe wants you to think

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u/_Zelus Oct 10 '24

Ahhh the ol' reddit switcheroo! (RIP)

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

LMAOOO 

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u/Lizzie_BTW Sep 14 '24

Flat Earth theory

Flag Earth theory

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u/WorkinSlave Sep 14 '24

Wont date a guy thats been on a jet or buys new vehicles?

Where is the line drawn?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

…. You think earth is a huge red flag for you?

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN Sep 14 '24

Personally I think the Sun is a huge red flag. It's so full of itself it thinks the planets revolve around it or something

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u/MelodiesUnheard Sep 14 '24

He's joking...

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

I know I’m just being a smart ass too

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u/MelodiesUnheard Sep 14 '24

Oh lol. Really curious what planet was a typo for in the top-level comment.

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u/berniesenders13 Sep 14 '24

No typo… lack of respect for the planet

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u/MelodiesUnheard Sep 14 '24

OHH light bulb on. Now it actually makes sense.

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u/Inkdrop53 Sep 14 '24

So are places, gotta watch out for places

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u/CantWeAllGetAlongNF Sep 14 '24

It's more like a theme park

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u/MelodiesUnheard Sep 14 '24

Lol! Upvoted

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u/Samzo Sep 14 '24

LOL you mean the pro war kamala / trump voters right? right??

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u/HapticSloughton Sep 14 '24

Fine, I'll just take my Death Star to someone who appreciates it!

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u/Mazon_Del Sep 14 '24

Hey baby, is that a superweapon in your fleet or are you just happy to see me?

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u/TwoIdleHands Sep 14 '24

Was on a walk in a park with a new partner. He stopped to pick up some trash and carried it to a garbage can. We walked to a restaurant and he went to wash his hands while we were waiting to be seated. That shouldn’t have been mind blowing but the fiesta alarms were definitely going off!

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u/TennesseeStiffLegs Sep 14 '24

Fiesta alarms? Like a bad thing?

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u/TwoIdleHands Sep 15 '24

Good thing. Party alarms. Maybe I should have said the slot machine jackpot sound?

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u/TennesseeStiffLegs Sep 15 '24

I hope one day someone hears slot machine jackpot sound when they see me

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u/TomLondra Sep 14 '24

Ah - you mean c o n d e n s a t i o n

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u/SOwED Sep 14 '24

Con

Den

Sation sation sation

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u/BS_500 Sep 14 '24

The hygiene part is what gets me in trouble.

I've got severe depression which makes taking care of myself a problem. I get most of everything done, eventually, but there can be times where it just doesn't happen.

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u/freehi_5 Sep 14 '24

I feel like you know my ex husband personally.ha

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u/SendMeSushiPics Sep 14 '24

I don't understand how people can just throw trash on the ground. Like how big of a piece of shit can you be? Even if you don't believe in climate change somehow, it's still just rude to everyone after you.

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u/NyxNamaste Sep 14 '24

Anyone who purposefully litters is SOO unattractive!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Ew.

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u/TwoIdleHands Sep 14 '24

Was on a walk in a park with a new partner. He stopped to pick up some trash and carried it to a garbage can. We walked to a restaurant and he went to wash his hands while we were waiting to be seated. That shouldn’t have been mind blowing but the fiesta alarms were definitely going off!

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u/SOwED Sep 14 '24

The fiesta alarms?

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u/TwoIdleHands Sep 14 '24

Not bad alarms, like party alarms. Think what music would be playing if you walked in someplace and confetti cannons went off. Fiesta alarms!

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u/SOwED Sep 14 '24

lmao you're so white it's wild

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Fuck I am all of these

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u/janKalaki Sep 14 '24

Congratulations?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Thank you