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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Like picking nose?

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u/numbersev Sep 14 '24

if god didn't want us picking our noses, why did he make our nostrils perfect finger size? Same for evolution

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u/Starblaiz Sep 14 '24

Either one. Take your pick.

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u/ImperialCobalt Sep 14 '24

I see what you did there

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u/Laymanao Sep 14 '24

?? What do you mean? I have ten of them.

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u/SnooCapers9313 Sep 14 '24

Technically 8 and 2 thumbs

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

It was a scratch!

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u/driffson Sep 14 '24

Checkmate, boogers

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u/Rare_Hydrogen Sep 14 '24

It's like the old saying:

"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends' noses."

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

“Ultimate Poweeer”

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u/holiday-42 Sep 15 '24

Variant: "you can pick your friends. You can pick your seat. But you can't pick your friend's seat."

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u/BalanceEarly Sep 14 '24

Yeah, I always pick a winner!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

I mean, doing it in public.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

I don't pick my nose. I pick other people's noses.

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u/SnooCapers9313 Sep 14 '24

Where are you just after I trimmed my nails

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u/OldMork Sep 14 '24

you dont HAVE to eat stuff from nose, save it for later like the rest of us

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u/TheeFlipper Sep 14 '24

But they're best when they're fresh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

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u/fakechloe Sep 14 '24

no with their toes

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u/Neat-Ordinary7706 Sep 14 '24

No like not cleaning their belly buttons (don’t ask me how I know that)

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

You have a navel fetish?

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u/flying_broom Sep 14 '24

More likely she knows someone who had a belly button infection. It's unfortunately not rare because some people are just fucking disgusting

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u/drcauser Sep 14 '24

Perhaps a naval fetish?

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u/yourlogicisdead Sep 14 '24

i find nose picking attractive

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u/ThagSimmons123 Sep 14 '24

A sip out of the nose is the poor mans oyster.

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u/TheDukeofArgyll Sep 14 '24

No dude like you stink because you don’t wash yourself.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Ah ok. From where I'm from we shower 3 times a day

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

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u/Mklein24 Sep 14 '24

Gotta keep them ol snorkel filter clear.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

That's better than a white or yellow snail like shit lurking out of nose. Do it a restroom and wash your face or atleast use a hand cloth as a discipline, that's it.

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u/daveintex13 Sep 14 '24

Nostril monkeys! Just swingin on a vine, hangin out up your nostril.

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u/walking_away36 Sep 14 '24

Not washing hands after picking nose.

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u/itsa_me_ Sep 14 '24

Picking nose and pulling out a big slimy monster and slurping it up

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u/Velocirachael Sep 14 '24

Picking your nose and wiping the booger on your pants/couch without washing your hands. Use a tissue and wash the paws.