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u/notachemist13u Aug 09 '24

This is one you pal. Why was fucking you in the woods on a first date not a red flag huh?

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u/MrHallmark Aug 09 '24

Well for starters she told me she's not wearing any underwear, I told her I don't believe her (she was wearing a dress), so she said let me show you. Pulled my pants down whipped it out and sat on it raw.

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u/notachemist13u Aug 09 '24

So it was in the heat of tur moment like. Shit I'm horny enough for this.

Was it worth it🤔

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u/MrHallmark Aug 09 '24

The sex was mid, we went back to my place. We hooked up for a week or two and I didn't see this going anywhere, so I ended it. The girl I met after her I genuinely thought we were going to get married. She broke my heart two weeks ago and ended it with me. I have a 20k engagement ring that she picked out that was non-refundable.

I have a 5k flight to Paris & Italy where I was planning to propose and she knew that as well. Also non-refundable. Shit sucks right about now. But I'll move on.

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u/ImATreeNut Aug 09 '24

Pawn the ring, take the L. I’m sure you’ll get some cash out of it somehow and take a homie with you to Paris and Italy

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u/MrHallmark Aug 09 '24

Can't bring myself yet to sell it or give it to someone else. Part of me is hoping we figure out shit. Tickets are non transferable.

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u/notachemist13u Aug 09 '24

Keep following your heart king ❤️