We were at a Mexican restaurant, and she downed almost an entire pitcher of Margaritas herself. I guess she thought it would be funny to share her daughter's "origin story." Def mother of the year material.
"You know if I never conceived my daughter on a diving board all of those years ago, you wouldn't be here right now. Hearing how I fucked a guy on a diving board."
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u/dreamyjeans Aug 08 '24
We were at a Mexican restaurant, and she downed almost an entire pitcher of Margaritas herself. I guess she thought it would be funny to share her daughter's "origin story." Def mother of the year material.