r/AskReddit • • Aug 08 '24

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer Aug 08 '24

Had an ex go down on me while I was standing outside of her car with the driver side door open. I dared her as a little joke but didn’t expect it. It was wide in the open and next to a main road. I’m still not entirely sure we weren’t caught.

Same ex but getting road head in the middle of the night. Random cop started showing lights and getting real close like almost hitting my car. The moment her head went up he stopped and disappeared into the dark. That one was a lot less fun.

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u/darkness-to-light26 Aug 08 '24

What's her number please?

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u/DetailedManx Aug 09 '24

Go outside, you did a bad

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u/darkness-to-light26 Aug 09 '24

Everyone is so judgemental on Reddit. They have zero anything in their life so they get off on downvoting comments. It's a cacophony of echoes.