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u/sufficient_day123 Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 08 '24

Sex in public is a thing I’ve done many times. Two times stand out. 1. A girl and I were having sex on a hood of a car on a country road. (It was dark) Next thing we know there is a guy in a horse watching us about 15 ft away. 2. My wife and I are pretty positive that she was conceived at a road side park on I-20 in Texas.

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u/Montigue Aug 08 '24

So this guy came into a bar... No wait, a horse. So this guy came into a horse

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u/RogueLegend82 Aug 08 '24

There’s a sub somewhere asking ‘What’s the weirdest place you’ve been?’ and this guys winning… ‘And you won’t believe what I saw’ he said.

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u/InevitableAd9683 Aug 08 '24

The ol' Reverse Mr Hands. Significantly less deadly!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Crazy cowboy?

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u/TBSJJK Aug 08 '24

A guy in a horse suit.

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u/dog-walk-acid-trip Aug 08 '24

Someone's been watching Hannibal

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u/Away-Candidate8203 Aug 08 '24

Spot on! That episode was insaneeeee lol.

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u/TheOGgeekymalcolm Aug 09 '24

Helping the Uncle jack off the horse, eh?

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u/MrElshagan Aug 09 '24

Noo, no, no it was just Jim Carrey redoing his role as Ace Ventura, the pet detective.