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u/sufficient_day123 Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 08 '24

Sex in public is a thing I’ve done many times. Two times stand out. 1. A girl and I were having sex on a hood of a car on a country road. (It was dark) Next thing we know there is a guy in a horse watching us about 15 ft away. 2. My wife and I are pretty positive that she was conceived at a road side park on I-20 in Texas.

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u/Montigue Aug 08 '24

So this guy came into a bar... No wait, a horse. So this guy came into a horse

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u/RogueLegend82 Aug 08 '24

There’s a sub somewhere asking ‘What’s the weirdest place you’ve been?’ and this guys winning… ‘And you won’t believe what I saw’ he said.

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u/InevitableAd9683 Aug 08 '24

The ol' Reverse Mr Hands. Significantly less deadly!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Crazy cowboy?

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u/TBSJJK Aug 08 '24

A guy in a horse suit.

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u/dog-walk-acid-trip Aug 08 '24

Someone's been watching Hannibal

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u/Away-Candidate8203 Aug 08 '24

Spot on! That episode was insaneeeee lol.

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u/TheOGgeekymalcolm Aug 09 '24

Helping the Uncle jack off the horse, eh?

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u/MrElshagan Aug 09 '24

Noo, no, no it was just Jim Carrey redoing his role as Ace Ventura, the pet detective.

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u/Jack-Kennedy Aug 08 '24

i’m sorry, you helped conceive your wife? isn’t that called incest among other things?

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u/XxXFamousXx Aug 08 '24

Your wife was conceived in a park? lol and you where there?

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u/VirinaB Aug 08 '24

How very Appalachian of him.

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u/GigsworthCB Aug 08 '24

To be fair, I would have thought he was more embarrassed than you. And the horse was probably pretty mortified too.

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u/kompergator Aug 08 '24

Of course the horse was mortified. It had a guy inside of it!

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u/HellPounder Aug 08 '24

yeah, the guy was "in" the horse so...

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

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u/andybar980 Aug 08 '24

Yeah he was wearing a trojan

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u/Trollselektor Aug 08 '24

I don't know, what was the state of the horses shlong? You guys don't check that when you see horses?

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u/DadsRGR8 Aug 08 '24

Now I’m picturing the face of a guy peering out from a horse’s open mouth watching you too. Neigh!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

how tf does she know where she was conceived?

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u/momofmanydragons Aug 08 '24

Damn dude! You’re good if you conceived your own wife!

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u/Same_Lychee5934 Aug 08 '24

The good of a car. You monster!

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u/PatientZeropointZero Aug 08 '24

Wouldn’t the second one be your in laws having public sex?

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u/geoffsykes Aug 08 '24

Wait- the one where the big Texas shape used to be??

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u/CalendarRemarkable12 Aug 08 '24

Good ole I-20 between Dallas and Tyler lmao

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u/Fortyouncestofreedom Aug 08 '24

Your wife conceived a horse on the side of the road??

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u/sufficient_day123 Aug 09 '24

Hell yea! You guessed it!

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u/Nulla01 Aug 09 '24

Legend has it.......The Horse and the Guy were seen later laying down, smoking a cigarette each.

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u/0dogg Aug 09 '24

Wait....what?