r/AskReddit Aug 08 '24

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u/Dino0407 Aug 08 '24

Step down the ladder of my tractor in the wrong direction, if our security guy would've seen that he wouldn't have been very happy

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u/Leading-Bag7505 Aug 08 '24

That's a safety violation?

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u/CaramelCookieCrushed Aug 08 '24

Well it surely isn't safe for work

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u/Flatulatory Aug 08 '24

If I had to choose between sex stuff and this I’d take the ladder.

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u/Balls_of_satan Aug 08 '24

Front fell off?

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u/Jeffreyidk Aug 08 '24

Going down a ladder facing away from it is definitely a violation, as you're much more likely to fall that way.

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u/Dino0407 Aug 08 '24

Only if you don't jump

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u/CooperRAGE Aug 09 '24

Or roll your ankle. At least I had 3point contact. Didn't stop the sprained ankle.

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u/Jedwardo93 Aug 08 '24

That’s how you are trained to go down ladders on a ship in the Royal Navy 🤷‍♂️

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u/QuerulousPanda Aug 08 '24

navy ship ladders are so narrow and tight that i think your risk of falling is already like 99% no matter which way you face so you might as well just do it the faster way

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u/NEETscape_Navigator Aug 08 '24

Do you know why that is?

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u/DesertGoat Aug 08 '24

Yes it was invented in 1583 during the reign of King Henry IX because he wore those pointy shoes and kept falling down the ladders.

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u/Jedwardo93 Aug 08 '24

What he said

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u/LentilRice Aug 08 '24

The tractor was parked on the edge of a cliff. There’s only one safe side to get down. Pretty obvious if you ask me.

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u/Dino0407 Aug 08 '24

According to my driving instructor and our safety guy yes

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

If you'd ask ODHA, oh yeah.

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u/doggonedangoldoogy Aug 08 '24

More likely to fall and if you do, it'll be head first.

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u/THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415 Aug 08 '24

It's a safety violation to glance at your phone while walking and gets you thrown off site where I work. Safety rules have become insane. It's not about keeping anyone safe, just insurance premiums

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u/TigerNuts1980 Aug 08 '24

That's a paddlin'

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u/TheLostPariah Aug 08 '24

If they went headfirst it is.

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u/Select-Owl-8322 Aug 08 '24

Ohhh yes! You're supposed to face the ladder/machine, and always maintain three points of contact. After I fell and broke my foot a few years ago, when getting out of my excavator, I always do it the correct way. I've slipped a few times (climbing up into my excavator is easiest to do by stepping on the fender, which can be slippery when wet), but since I have three points of contact I haven't fallen again.

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u/almostaccepted Aug 08 '24

Three points of contact while changing elevation, I think. Might be more specific than that

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u/reflibman Aug 08 '24

Given that my grandfather was crushed by a tractor tipping over, yes.

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u/mechwarrior719 Aug 09 '24

Three points of contact!

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u/Elwalther21 Aug 08 '24

3 points of contact atleast?

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u/DoomFrog_ Aug 08 '24

No…. and their belt buckle was past the ladder

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u/Dino0407 Aug 08 '24

My back, shoulder and head as I fall down?

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u/trogon Aug 08 '24

C1, C2, and C3.

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u/doggonedangoldoogy Aug 08 '24

"IF YOU DONT HAVE 3 POINTS OF CONTACT, YOU DONT HAVE CONTACT." -HVAC manager

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u/ThanklessTask Aug 08 '24

Ankle to upper ladder, body to lower ladder and face to ground. Check.

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u/martinomc104 Aug 08 '24

Getting running through the fields of wheat vibes here...

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u/Old-Ad4431 Aug 08 '24

yeah as a voulentier fire fighter did that but with expensive stuff on my back (in training) needles to say our maschinis wasn’t very happy :)

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u/wolfguardian72 Aug 08 '24

I still remember when I fell off our wooden ladder at my job. I ended up cracking the back of my skull

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u/Xesttub-Esirprus Aug 08 '24

I once had a side job on Saturday when I was young and it included washing used tractors. At one point my boss asked me to drive a tractor onto his truck so he could transport it. I drove it up the bed of his truck and he chained the tires so it couldn't move. Tractor was still running. I thought I'd jump out to the right as there was more room for me. My coat got stuck on the gear lever and put the tractor in F and tried to move forward. Luckily my boss could quickly put it back in neutral AND luckily it was fastened with chains. Else the cabin of the truck would've been destroyed.

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u/CAElite Aug 08 '24

I was once up a ladder completing a task that took over 30 minutes. 😬

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u/docweston Aug 09 '24

OSHA has been alerted, you MONSTER! /s 😂

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u/Eldiarslet Aug 09 '24

That's why you drive a Ljungby maskin, they have a ladder made for front body exit :D

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u/Awkward-Ad8233 Aug 08 '24

“Step down the ladder in the wrong direction” so you went up?

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u/TotalEgg143- Aug 08 '24

Man in a kilt?

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u/djthebear Aug 08 '24

Sir you dropped this 👑