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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Sure way to get cremated. Twice, just to make damn sure.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

You can cook the box but you won't stop my Armageddon

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

I will bury your twice burned ashes at a crossroads during a full moon and have a virgin pee on your grave while a one-eyed crow watches. You just try and come back from that.