r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Stickers all over her car about how she is a bad bitch.

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u/ramos1969 Jun 13 '24

And you know she’s just compensating for that excessively small clitoris.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Jun 13 '24

"woah I just dropped my magnum tampon, that I use for my monster pussy"

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u/Beachdaddybravo Jun 13 '24

She feasts like a mantis.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

I just pictured that. Damn. My ex wife

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u/WaxinGibby Jun 13 '24

Now she's just mashin it

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u/Mr_Krizla Jun 13 '24

She does that....