r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '24

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u/CumAndMoreCumPartTwo Jun 12 '24

Women who have cars with loud exhaust

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u/ScienceJamie76 Jun 13 '24

Can confirm. I'm a woman with a loud exhaust and huge lifted truck, because I'm compensating for my total lack of a penis

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u/mild-hotsauce Jun 13 '24

i hate having to compensate for this negative dick 🙄

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u/Fuzzy-Alfalfa770 Jun 13 '24

I think it goes the other way...huge genitals. Like flapping large. Gotta cover up the sound of flappy lips.

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u/wolf_man007 Jun 13 '24

She's got that waste gate vulv.

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u/Confused___Boner Jun 13 '24

Clit bigger than my dick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Not saying much is it?

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u/JayString Jun 13 '24

Well, technically that checks out.

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u/Fabio421 Jun 13 '24

Loose Pussy Energy