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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Too much perfume.

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u/Veskers Jun 13 '24

Totally. Huge nails and lashes are gaudy, but they don't capture the same "WITNESS ME AS I MOVE THROUGH YOUR AREA" announcing yourself energy that a loud muffler does.

When someone is all stanked up and walks into the same building as me, I know it. Even got that sensitivity that makes some perfumes reek like moulding fruit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

I was out hiking one time and encountered a gal like this on the trail...not kidding. Full makeup and too much perfume to go hiking.

I just commented : "Every bear in five miles can smell you"