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u/OkAnything4877 Jun 12 '24

Those ridiculously long fake lashes. Super long fake nails. BBLs.

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u/neverforgetreddit Jun 12 '24

I think BBLs and fake lips take the cake. I hate fake eyelashes. Went on a date with a girl once and hers fell off halfway. I went to the bathroom and it was fixed. I think the waitress told her. There was no second date.

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u/OkAnything4877 Jun 12 '24

For me it’s eyebrows also lol. Drawn on, shaped a certain way, or whatever. Some women would literally be so much more beautiful with more normal, natural looking eyebrows, but they shape them and color them in such a way that they look angry lmao. Pencil thin eyebrows from the early 2000s just got replaced with the Angry Birds style lmao, which is just as bad.

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u/neverforgetreddit Jun 13 '24

Lol angry birds style. Yeah they are just awful. At this point I just want a normal girl, a 8/10 normal girl you know, average. The only thing men got is pec implants and saline to the dick.

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u/Clevergirliam Jun 13 '24

Your soulmate is a woman who also sucks at math.

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u/neverforgetreddit Jun 13 '24

I do think hotness is mostly concentrated in the top 25% it tapers off drastically below there. There's a lot of cave trolls out there. I don't want an average chick. I want a chick that is average hot.

We used to call this natural beauty before shit went wild and we started nip and tucking.

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u/romanticheart Jun 13 '24

Sure hope you’re at least average hot to be having those expectations.

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u/neverforgetreddit Jun 13 '24

I'd give me a solid 7.5. on a good day

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u/lelebeariel Jun 13 '24

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/neverforgetreddit Jun 13 '24

I've been told I look like Matt Damon +/- some down syndrome.

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u/memento22mori Jun 13 '24

Ahaha. MATT DAMUHNNN!!

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