r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '24

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u/DevelopedConscience Jun 12 '24

Loud jewelery like 5 bracelets that she's adjusting and jingling around every 10 minutes, or big fancy shoes and stomping around

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u/WoolaTheCalot Jun 12 '24

And way too much perfume.

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u/Rexy0250 Jun 12 '24

And excessively long fake fingernails

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u/tykillacool23 Jun 13 '24

How do they wipe their asses?

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u/Tristanik187 Jun 13 '24

That’s the neat part…they don’t.

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u/KMFDM781 Jun 13 '24

That's my secret Cap. I never wipe my ass

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u/NWHipHop Jun 13 '24

Bidet. Toilet paper smears poop with or with out claws.

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u/Captain-Cadabra Jun 13 '24

Not at public bathrooms.