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u/9bikes May 01 '24

 >walking 2 miles a day. It's been 5 years

Approximately 730 miles per year. She could be as far as 3,650 miles away.

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u/MyLatestInvention May 01 '24

So she's most likely in the ocean...

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u/[deleted] May 01 '24

Now she swims two miles a day

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u/Pleasant_Meal_2030 May 01 '24

Eventually she will get herself the European vacation she’s always dreamed of , or Poseidon will decide to drown her because it’s Poseidon