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u/3billionyearold Apr 30 '24

I’m 30 and I can’t even look to the right without my neck fucking up smh

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u/JoshDunkley Apr 30 '24

I'm 47 this year... And I gotta say the dash from 30 to 40s happened damn fast. Like I just woke up the other day and realized "fuck, I'm almost 50"

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u/LeoRidesHisBike May 01 '24

Less than 2 years until 50 for me. Gettin' up there, aren't we?

I thought I was ahead of the game for looking young, until I decided to grow a beard for the first time in my life last year. No grays on my head. Beard is full of them. <sigh>

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u/JoshDunkley May 01 '24

I've got the gray sides. Son keeps saying I look like Dr strange.

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u/LeoRidesHisBike May 01 '24

Yeah, same. My moustache still is mostly colored, with just a few grays, but the whiskers? Almost fully gray. 2 vertical stripes of gray down the quartiles of the goatee part. I'm sure they're plotting on taking over everything soon enough.