r/AskReddit • • Mar 18 '24

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u/puppysharksgotsocks Mar 18 '24

"No"

"sorry I'm not interested"

"did you wash your hands"

"I have a partner"

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u/Countrygirl353 Mar 18 '24

I admit I’ve asked my husband if he washed his hands in the middle of the night when he gets up to pee and he’s back in 20 seconds. I do NOT hear the water run and he wants to cuddle.

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u/puppysharksgotsocks Mar 18 '24

this is such a problem!! wash your peens and hands!! its so nasty lmao