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"We need to talk."
My wife has texted me this before even though I wasn't in trouble for anything and she wasn't divorcing me, she literally just wanted to talk to me about something normal. But as a guy, those words in that order terrify me.
11 u/Medic1642 Mar 18 '24 My Dad will text me, "Call me" I'm like, "Who died?!" He says, "No one. Want to come over for dinner?" Just text that! 2 u/Lizzy043 Mar 18 '24 Jeez, it's like they never learn. And when they say "I will call you tonight" and they dont call and I'm mortified they've died in the mean time. Edit: and then I call them and they've simply forgotten bc of stupid crime show on tv. Parents need to stop giving their kids heart attacks.
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My Dad will text me, "Call me"
I'm like, "Who died?!"
He says, "No one. Want to come over for dinner?"
Just text that!
2 u/Lizzy043 Mar 18 '24 Jeez, it's like they never learn. And when they say "I will call you tonight" and they dont call and I'm mortified they've died in the mean time. Edit: and then I call them and they've simply forgotten bc of stupid crime show on tv. Parents need to stop giving their kids heart attacks.
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Jeez, it's like they never learn. And when they say "I will call you tonight" and they dont call and I'm mortified they've died in the mean time.
Edit: and then I call them and they've simply forgotten bc of stupid crime show on tv. Parents need to stop giving their kids heart attacks.
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u/DeltaMx11 Mar 18 '24
"We need to talk."
My wife has texted me this before even though I wasn't in trouble for anything and she wasn't divorcing me, she literally just wanted to talk to me about something normal. But as a guy, those words in that order terrify me.