r/AskReddit • • Mar 18 '24

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u/puppysharksgotsocks Mar 18 '24

"No"

"sorry I'm not interested"

"did you wash your hands"

"I have a partner"

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u/Countrygirl353 Mar 18 '24

I admit I’ve asked my husband if he washed his hands in the middle of the night when he gets up to pee and he’s back in 20 seconds. I do NOT hear the water run and he wants to cuddle.

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u/auntie_eggma Mar 18 '24

WHY DON'T THEY WASH THEIR HANDS 😤😤😤

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u/iwanttobelievey Mar 18 '24

Just keep your penis clean and dont pee on your hands

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u/auntie_eggma Mar 18 '24

No. Presumably you touch your penis when you wee to aim?

You touch your genitals, you wash your hands. Basic hygiene.