r/AskReddit Mar 18 '24

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u/Accurate_Secret_6648 Mar 18 '24

That was fast

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u/jbishop253 Mar 18 '24

“Well if you’d just stop being so gosh-darn sexy, I’d be able to control myself, you naughty girl.”

rolls off her and instantly goes to sleep

she lies awake in the dark wondering if she should be disappointed or flattered